dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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