ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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