I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
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