She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
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that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
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When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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