whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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