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  nut hugger

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  (313): nut hugger http://tfl.nu/mtjw
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  I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"

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  (214): I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night" http://tfl.nu/h7ul
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  i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?

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  (208): i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good? http://tfl.nu/cjn1
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  sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?

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  (312): sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions? http://tfl.nu/20lq
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  This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.

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  (425): This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference. http://tfl.nu/xg4w
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  (303): View more from Colorado

  I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.

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  (303): I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better. http://tfl.nu/9eyu
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  (415): View more from California

  i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap

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  (415): i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap http://tfl.nu/bmh2
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  (440): View more from Ohio

  thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.

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  anything for my little brother.

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  (440): thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet. (440): anything for my little brother. http://tfl.nu/0dq6
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  (207): View more from Maine

  So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"

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  (207): So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night" http://tfl.nu/8ia2
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  (336): View more from North Carolina

  Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.

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  (336): Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army. http://tfl.nu/tv7a
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  I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.

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  (309): I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne. http://tfl.nu/l6oj
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  (440): View more from Ohio

  Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.

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  (440): Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it. http://tfl.nu/mpdx
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  (301): View more from Maryland

  Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle

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  (301): Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle http://tfl.nu/p4yo
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  (774): View more from Massachusetts

  We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.

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  (774): We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point. http://tfl.nu/14kx
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  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?

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  (617): Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment? http://tfl.nu/2ow0
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