idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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