protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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