Don't you send me to vm
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
There r osticjed everywhere
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I made him laugh his dick is mine
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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