Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Someone signed my nipple.
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