i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
no more duck duck goose at the bar
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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