Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that