Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool