i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.