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• (512): View more from Texas

  halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...

  (480): View more from Arizona

  exactly, that's why i want something interesting

  (512): View more from Texas

  slutty neuroscientist?

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked

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• (850): View more from Florida

  There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Nobody in the ambulance liked me...

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age

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  Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver

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  Pedi-lyte stocked

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Better not shit yourself at the gym.

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