IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
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i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
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Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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