My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
just tell him i said nine months
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
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WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
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I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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