I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
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Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
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BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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