I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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