So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
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I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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So vagazzling was a success
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
false alarm, still single
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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