I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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