I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
