Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Randomize
