My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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