She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
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threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
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But break dance skills will only take you so far
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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