fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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