If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
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I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
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You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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