party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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