So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
where are my eyebrows?
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