its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
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Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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