No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Randomize
