the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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