I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
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I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
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I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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