Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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