I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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