just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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