So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
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He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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