we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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