I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
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Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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