We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
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Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
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If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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