i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
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Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
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I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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