D3 body, D1 cock
I'm so fucking centered right now
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
