I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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