Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Let's get the cat blown out
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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