let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
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I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
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Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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