Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Randomize