toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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