North Korea, Best Korea!
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
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We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
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I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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