that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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