You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
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