How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
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Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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