Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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