whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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