Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
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Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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