I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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