I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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