Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
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My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
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I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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