Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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