dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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