It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
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He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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