if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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